Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans
are just to big-headed to admit their inferiority.
        Just think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by
cats.
        You wouldn't see cats having waste disposal problems.
        They're neat.
        They don't have sexual hangups. A cat gets horny, it does something
about it.
        They keep reasonable hours. You *never* see a cat up before noon.
        They know how to relax. Ever heard of a cat with an ulcer?
        What are the chances of a cat starting a nuclear war? Pretty neglible.
It's not that they can't, they just know that there are much better things to
do with ones time. Like lie in the sun and sleep. Or go exploring the world.